Take the Biscuit


 

— Oh hi, how are you?

— I’m good, thank you. How are you?

— How’s the job?

— It’s great, actually.

— Well that’s … that’s the diplomatic thing to say.

— No it’s good – I mean, it’s working out good.

— About cleaning toilets!

— I guess you could say that, I guess.

I mean!

— True, but it’s the library, you know? This building! Me, I’m not complaining.

— That’s true. That’s great. You’re surrounded by art.

— It’s an inspiring environment.

— That’s… You’re onto something there, it’s very creative. That’s a good attitude to have, to think of it like working in a creative place every day.

— That’s right.

— I mean, it’s a lot of bullshit, people are full of shit when they talk about their jobs, right? Like it’s—

— Right, ma’am.

— And I mean, I know you’re cleaning it, but… somebody’s gotta do it, right? And, well, housekeeping, they can have a really bad attitude.… They can.

— I guess so.

— They can. But you, you know, I want to thank you. For your energy. For leaving it behind you, in every stall you go into. In every room.

— Okay, thank you, ma’am.

— We’re lucky to have you and your attitude.

— I try my best.

— You have the best day!

— I try.

— You will, won’t you?

— Thank you, ma’am.

 

 


About

Caoilinn Hughes is an Irish writer whose debut novel Orchid & the Wasp was recently published by Oneworld (UK) and comes out with Hogarth in the U.S. on July 10th. Her poetry collection, Gathering Evidence (Carcanet, 2014), won the Irish Times Shine/Strong Award. Her writing has appeared in Granta, Tin House, POETRY, Best British Poetry, BBC Radio 3 and elsewhere.